100% DISCREET

Discreet Delivery

Every order despatched in plain, unbranded packaging. No logos, no product names, no indication of contents — guaranteed.

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Plain Packaging

Unmarked outer box or padded envelope. No branding of any kind

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Neutral Sender

Return address uses a neutral business name with no connection to steroids

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Tracking Included

Royal Mail Tracked 24 or 48 on all orders. Full tracking from despatch to door

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Secure Contents

Products individually wrapped and cushioned. No rattling vials or damaged goods

How We Package Your Order

We understand discretion is the most important aspect of your delivery experience. Our packaging protocol is designed to give zero indication of contents at every stage of the delivery chain — from our despatch facility to your door.

Outer Packaging

All orders are despatched in plain brown cardboard boxes or white padded envelopes depending on order size. No logos, stickers, or printed matter of any kind on the exterior.

Inner Wrapping

Products are individually bubble-wrapped and placed in opaque black wrapping. Vials are protected with foam inserts. Oral tablets are sealed in plain black resealable pouches.

Sender Details

The return address is a UK PO Box or neutral business address with no connection to steroids or SteroidShopUK. Your bank or credit card statement will show a neutral business descriptor.

Tracking Number

You receive your Royal Mail tracking number by email immediately after despatch. Track your parcel at royalmail.com or via the Royal Mail app.

Delivery Times & Services

Service	Estimated Delivery	Tracking	Notes
Royal Mail Tracked 24	Next working day	Full tracking	Standard on all orders
Royal Mail Tracked 48	2 working days	Full tracking	Available on request
Special Delivery	Next working day by 1pm	Full tracking + signature	Available for large orders

Despatch Cutoff: Orders confirmed and paid before 2pm (Monday–Friday) are despatched same day. Orders received after 2pm or on weekends are despatched the next working day.

Payment & Statement Discretion

We accept bank transfer and cryptocurrency. Neither payment method will display “steroids” or “SteroidShopUK” on any bank or payment statement. Bank transfers show a neutral reference that you control. Cryptocurrency transactions are inherently private.

For full payment details, see our Payment Method page. For guidance on paying with crypto, see our Crypto Payment Guide.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will my neighbours or family know what I ordered?

No. The parcel exterior shows only standard postal labelling. There is nothing to indicate contents, sender, or any connection to steroids or supplements.

What does it say on my bank statement?

Crypto payments show only the wallet transaction reference. Bank transfers show a reference of your choosing. Nothing will read “steroids” or reference this website.

What if my parcel is lost or damaged?

Royal Mail Tracked services include compensation. If your parcel is lost in transit or arrives damaged, contact us immediately via our Contact page. We handle all claims promptly. See our Refund & Returns Policy for full details.