Payment Methods
We accept bank transfer and cryptocurrency only. Both methods are fast, secure, and completely discreet — with no reference to steroids on any statement.
Option 1: Bank Transfer (Faster Payments)
How Bank Transfer Works
Place Your Order
Add products to your cart and proceed to checkout. Select “Bank Transfer” as your payment method.
Receive Payment Details
After checkout you will receive our UK bank account details by email. This will be a standard UK current account — sort code, account number, and a unique payment reference for your order.
Make the Transfer
Send the exact order total to our account using your online banking app or website. Use the unique reference provided so we can match your payment to your order. Faster Payments transfers are typically instant between UK banks.
Confirmation & Despatch
We monitor payments throughout the working day. Once your transfer is confirmed, your order is marked paid and enters our despatch queue. Orders paid before 2pm are despatched same day.
| Bank Transfer Details | |
|---|---|
| Transfer Type | UK Faster Payments (instant) |
| Currency | GBP (£) |
| Processing Time | Instant to 2 hours between UK banks |
| Statement Description | Neutral business name (no steroid reference) |
| Minimum Order | £30 |
Option 2: Cryptocurrency (Bitcoin & Altcoins)
Accepted Cryptocurrencies
Choose Crypto at Checkout
Select your preferred cryptocurrency as payment method at checkout.
Receive Wallet Address
A unique wallet address is generated for your order. Send the exact GBP equivalent in crypto (the checkout displays the current exchange rate).
Broadcast Your Transaction
Send from your wallet. Bitcoin typically requires 1–3 confirmations (10–30 minutes). ETH and LTC are faster. Monero is typically confirmed within 2 minutes.
Auto-Confirmation & Despatch
Our system monitors the blockchain automatically. Once your transaction is confirmed, your order is marked paid and despatched without any manual step required.
New to cryptocurrency? Read our complete Crypto Payment Guide — we walk you through buying Bitcoin and making your first crypto payment step by step.
Payment Security
- All financial details are transmitted over HTTPS with TLS 1.3 encryption
- We do not store any bank account or card details on our servers
- Crypto wallet addresses are single-use, generated fresh for each order
- Bank account details provided via encrypted email only
- No third-party payment processors with access to your order data
Questions About Payment?
Our support team can assist with any payment query or issue.
